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A Super Massive Thank You to Jess Hale for making my super awesome banner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
visit her at http://jesshale.wordpress.com/ to see more of her super awesome art work!
It’s just about midterms and I have a ton of work to do so I figured it was the best time to draw up two all new comics! Without further delay (considering it’s probably been over 6 months since the last time I posted anything) I present to you “Two Tales of a sad Honda Accord”
Tale One: The fierce battle between the unplowed UMass Parking Lot and the sad Honda Accord
It was a ridiculously cold Thursday night in the beginning of February when I received a text message from Matt.
I loaded my shovel into the car and headed to Umass. I was not quite expecting what I found.
His car did not get stuck in the parking spot, rather just about out of it. Under these circumstances, the efforts could not be abandoned. This sad little car had to be set free. He began to shovel . . .
Unfortunately, the shoveling efforts were futile. The Sad little Honda still sat stuck in the snow. A few spots over were three girls having a similar problem. As we pondered what to do, they succeeding in freeing their car by pushing it. They very kindly came over and offered to help. The three girls and Matt pushed the Sad Honda while I took the helm.
Still the Sad Honda did not budge. The next plan was to push the Sad Honda with my Ford Explorer. While the disadvantages at the gas pump are often painful, the benefits of an Explorer are vast in the winter time.
Still the Sad Honda was stuck! “What will we do now!?” Matt exclaimed. “Call AAA! Surely they shall rescue the Sad little Honda!” I answered.
The conversation went as follows:
Matt: Hey, my car is stuck in the snow in a parking lot at UMass and I need to get it out.
AAA: Is the lot plowed?
Matt: umm, no, that’s why I’m stuck
AAA: Oh, well we can’t send anyone out if the lot isn’t plowed. Bye
Matt: 😦 What do I do now?
By now, about an hour had passed and the temperature was barely above zero. We decided that we should try calling the campus police.
The response of the UMPD dispatcher was: “It’s not really the police’s responsibility” After a WTF moment on our part she decided that it was the responsibility of the UMass physical plant. She told us that she would send someone over to plow and put down some sand. We weren’t really sure how much help that would be but it was something. He was to be there in about 5 minutes. We took shelter in the Explorer while we waited. A half an hour later . . .
A dude from the physical plant finally showed up and essentially just flipped us off and left. He drove around the parking lot once, passed us, backed up slowly and drove off. For a few minutes we simply stood there in the cold by the Sad little Honda. After some curses were made on all responsible parties we decided the only thing left to do was the call a tow truck from town. We retreated back to the Explorer and tried to pick up a wireless signal on my ipod. We got a list of towing companies in Amherst and decided our best bet would be to call “Aaron’s 24/7 Towing” . . . They were closed.
It is now 2 1/2 hours after the endeavor began and neither of us can believe that all of this actually happened. Awhile back we had seen a tow truck from “Ernie’s Towing” so we decided we’d call them. They sent someone out and for $55 pulled the Sad Honda Accord out of the snow. The really annoying part about this is that the guy from Ernie’s told us that AAA had sent him out multiples times that same day to that same parking lot so AAA really sucks. What matted by then though was that the Sad little Honda was finally free from the clutches of the UMass parking lot.
Tale Two: The Sad little Honda Accord and the poorly parked Toyota
A few days after the Sad little Honda’s adventure with the parking lot, bad luck befell it once again.
At first, this seemed like an easy enough fix. We would simply jump start the Sad little Honda with my Explorer. Unfortunately we found this outside. . .
To the left of the Sad little Honda was some other car innocently parked but still inconvenient for us. To the right, however, was a jerk-off-douchebag parked in the next two spots.
I look at my car and I look at the space between the Sad Honda and the jerk-off-douchebag. I really have no idea, but I decide that I can probably make this happen. Terrified, I got into my car and began to pull it into the spot while Matt made sure I didn’t hit either car. What I wanted to happen was this . . .
So that if this happened . . .
This would happen . . .
Unfortunately, this happened . . .
Then my blood pressure did this . . .
While I freaked out, Matt jump started the Sad little Honda
In order to not have a stroke, I let Matt back my car out of the spot. I watched in terror . . .
Amazingly, there was never any contact made between my car and the jerk-off-douchebag’s Toyota. I parked my car into a normal sized space and we drove the Sad little Honda around to recharge the battery and all was well.
The End
Note: Honda and Toyota, Please don’t sue me for using your brand name so many times. Kthanx!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BILLY MAYS!!!! I MISS YOU!!!!!
(this is of course July 20th For those of you a few hours behind, wait a while to celebrate)
I have been sick more times this past semester than I have all of college and high school combined. I blame mostly these two factors.
So when I was a kid I used to always go to the Delaware County Fair in Walton, NY. It wasn’t always so much that I wanted to go but it was very close to where my Grandfather lived and it was a good trip. I always submitted something, usually some sort of baked good and usually did pretty well. As I got older I was mostly sort of forced to still go. However, now I WANT to go to the fair. Like seriously. I don’t know if my grandfather is haunting me or what but sometimes when I’m sitting here I can smell it. I need to go to this fair! Here are some of the reasons why.
That’s only the half of it, I have no idea why I didn’t want to go to this ever! Here’s the website! CHECK IT OUT!
Sorry I haven’t posted anything in awhile. I’ve been in Britain for awhile but there will soon be more awkward to be posted.